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Shirley Bastian

March 24, 2025

3Trees

A few tips to help us on our way to freedom: Sidereal astrology

By now, the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Rahu have already taken their places in Pisces. But the cosmic crowd isn’t complete yet—Saturn and the Moon are on their way, gearing up to join the lineup. Come March 29, 2025, during the Solar Eclipse, we’ll have a six-planet pile-up in Pisces, with Ketu in Virgo throwing in its influence from across the zodiac.

With so many planets squeezed into one sign, predicting exactly how this will unfold is no easy task. This kind of planetary traffic jam is rare, making it both intriguing and unpredictable. So, to make sense of it all, we’re bringing you a fun, lighthearted take—an imaginary conversation where the planets themselves spill the cosmic tea on what’s happening up there.

🎤 Reporter: "Alright, planets—let’s keep this snappy! No long speeches, no overthinking (rapid fire). Just tell me—how’s it really going in Pisces?"

☀️ Sun: "Honestly? I’m struggling. I’m supposed to be the center of attention, but in Pisces, everything is blurry. I feel like a motivational speaker who lost their notes."

🌑 Moon: "I don’t even know who I am anymore. One second, I’m inspired. The next, I’m crying into a void. I might start journaling… or disappearing."

🪐 Saturn: "This is a disaster. No structure, no order, just vibes. Someone needs to take responsibility. Oh, wait—that's me. Ugh."

🌪️ Rahu: "I LOVE THIS! Absolute chaos! People will see signs, synchronicities, and think they’ve unlocked the universe. It’s delicious!"

💫 Venus: "I should be thriving in Pisces, but I’m retrograde. So instead of magical love, we’re getting unresolved romantic regrets. If your ex texts you, block them immediately."

📝 Mercury: "I… don’t know how to function. Retrograde and debilitated? I can barely form a sentence. My autocorrect has gone rogue. Good luck, humans."

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